Would Lovey Howell need someone to set up her next soirée? Would Logan Roy need someone to watch his back – literally and figuratively?
Of course they would.
But they wouldn’t accept the help from just anyone.
Because for people used to luxury, nothing less will do. Fortunately for them, luxury is a language we speak fluently.
Party planning for Lovey Howell – Gilligan’s Island
Lucky for Lovey, our clients know a thing or two about private islands – and setting up a soirée on the sand is one of our specialties.
We’ll arrange a tasteful table for her and her guests – with palm-woven placemats front and centre and coconut cups to the right.
As for the guest list? We’ll send out discreet invitations (to only those listed below our hostess on the Social Register.)
And if social climbers like that Erika Tiffany Smith sniff out the party anyway? We’ve got our lines memorised: “So sorry, mon cher. We must have put your message in the wrong bottle!”
Maintaining appearances for JR Ewing Jr. – Dallas
One’s hat won’t clean itself. Especially when it requires a soft-bristled toothbrush and a gentle hand.
And when one is extremely busy being an oil tycoon, blackmailing enemies and committing adultery, it can become difficult to find the time to take care of one’s personals.
Which is where Acquaint comes in.
We’d help Mr Ewing maintain appearances, by maintaining his when he can’t find the time. Under our watch, his signature hats’ brims would never lose their bounce. And his ties would always match his eyes.
Companionship (or alliance) for Violet Crawley – Downton Abbey
When it comes to matters of the heart, head or hip-pocket, Matriarch knows best.
So if said matriarch needs to meddle to achieve the greater good? Acquaint will be right there to back her up.
Oh, your daughter’s new husband is a bad match? We’ll help you chaperone a meeting between her and the town’s most eligible bachelor.
Oh, this year’s diamond debutante isn’t your great-granddaughter? Would be a shame for a nasty rumour to change that.
And if what she really needs is companionship, an ear to listen or hands to dirty, Mrs Crawley could count on us.
Nursing Logan Roy – Succession
With kids like these… who needs enemies?
But you may need an ally. Especially if your name is Logan Roy and you’re recovering from a stroke.
With Acquaint on the job, Mr Roy would be set up with a registered nurse to keep an eye on his recuperation – and his relatives.
So if any pesky sons think that now’s the time to enter into a power struggle, we’d make sure his hold stays firm.
Do these stars sound closer to home than Hollywood? If so, you’re in need of good company – whether it be for social events or care at home after hospital – call us on 03 9267 9090.