With the Melbourne Grand Prix roaring into town, the city is once again obsessed with horsepower, pole positioning and who’s sitting in the good seats.
But it got us thinking: long before this F1 crop came to Albert Park, your parents were already telling their own stories on four wheels.
Because, trust us – what they drive says far more about them than they’ll ever admit.
The midlife crisis Ferrari
Ah yes, the Ferrari. Loud, unapologetic and very visible from three suburbs away.
This is the car of someone who still wants to be seen arriving, not quietly slipping in the side door. They’ve never been afraid of a bit of drama, and they’re certainly not starting now.
These parents like their coffee strong, their opinions stronger and their glory-day tales revered. They’re usually excellent company, provided you don’t try to rush them or suggest anything sensible.
Caring for them requires patience, charm, wit – and the ability to admire their car without rolling your eyes.
The sensible-but-secretly-rebellious Volvo
On the surface, it’s all safety ratings and practical features. Underneath? A person who once did something quite outrageous and still enjoys remembering it.
Volvo drivers are organised and deeply loyal – but don’t mistake that for boring. They’ve lived a life of carefully chosen risks and know exactly when to behave and when not to. There’s a secret thrill in their restraint, so be sure to keep an eye on them. They still enjoy the feeling of getting away with something (just without anyone needing to know).
Volvo drivers appreciate a companion who respects their independence and doesn’t fuss unnecessarily. Someone who can share a laugh over a story that probably shouldn’t be repeated at the dinner table wouldn’t hurt, either.
The beauty lover’s Bentley
If your parent drives a Bentley, they’re not interested in proving anything. This is quiet confidence with excellent upholstery, best assigned to a true lover of art.
These parents are culture seekers and lifelong learners. They read the placards at exhibitions, linger a little longer in old cinemas, stop and (quite literally) smell the roses at the Botanic Gardens. They believe that good taste is an intrinsic quality that doesn’t come naturally to just anyone.
These people value care that feels considered and aligned. Because, for them, comfort is an art form, and dignity is part of the aesthetic.
The surprisingly sporty Mini
Don’t be fooled by the size. This is a person who enjoys defying expectations.
The Mini driver is sociable, curious and refusing to be sidelined by age or assumption. They’re often the first to suggest lunch out, a brisk walk, a spontaneous adventure – or a 15km open-water swim in the bay.
They do best with carers who can keep up and encourage joy without encouraging chaos. They take especially kindly to those who instinctively know better than to question their sacred morning run.
The well-loved, slightly battered SUV
This car has seen some things. School pickups, holidays, dogs, groceries, car sickness, flat tyres – life in general. It’s practical and so reliable it’s almost cockroach-like (we say affectionately).
These drivers are carers themselves – often still trying to look after everyone else. Which means, they’re not always the best at asking for help.
That’s why they need care that feels supportive rather than intrusive, and carers who notice when it’s time for them to be looked after for a change.
Someone who understands that even the most capable people deserve to be cared for, too.
Want your parent cared for by someone who understands their needs – and their personality? Get in touch with Acquaint.
